married = fat and lazy

I’ve heard somewhere that after you get married, you gain weight like crazy.  Like 15 lb or 20 lb in the course of a year.  If it were only true in my case…  No, I didn’t gain 20 lb in a year… I gained it in a month!!!  Now to be fair, I did go on the Lemonade Diet before the wedding to lose some pounds (Yes, I am one of those brides), but 20 lb in a month??!!  Now I look and feel fat and ugly, and hence am not in the mood to even look at fashion.  Sigh…  All I can say now is that I’m glad that baggy clothes are in this year.